- Population: 311,273
- Founding: 1764 AD (French)
- Reason for Foundation: Fur trading – Confluence of Mississippi and Missouri Rivers.
- Reasons to Come: Only city with a National Park in the middle of it. Yes, the Arch is a National Park. Blues Music. A French city, everything they make is astounding, starts with the genes, yes I’m talking about myself. Northernmost point for Southern food. Definitely a baseball town. Sticky and stale like the seating in the upper grandstands.
- Reasons Not to Come: Got better things to do. Cubs or Brewers fan. Allergic to fried food. There are all these rent-a-scooters lying around the sidewalks they make for a goddamn tripping hazard. You hate everything French.
Snapshot Geography via DuBois 